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Ok, I don't like to rant on things, but this has pissed me off so god damn much, it's not even funny.

Alright, as you guys know, I've been single for well over two years. My last relationship sucked. Now I am happy (for now) to be single. A few people I know have a woman they want to set me up with. Alright cool. I was supposed to go to some party held by one of these people. They know I've been single for so long, but instead of respecting my wishes, they decide to harrass me to go to this party and meet this woman. This was going on for a couple weeks. I have no idea why the fuck they had to go full retard and not respect the fact that I'm happy right now. I said to them "Listen guys, I'm still trying to get past some issues I had with my last one, and it's been difficult. IT's not going to get easier with you jackasses harrassing me to see this woman. If I want to hit the dating scene again, I'll hit the fucking dating scene again! So please respect my wishes, and leave me the fuck alone on the topic!" They never did. I am still getting hounded about it, to where I'm close to just losing it. I ended up not feeling good on the night of the party, and didn't go, and now I'm hounded for not showing up. Fuck you, people I know.
  • Mood: Homicidal
  • Listening to: MEtal
  • Reading: Legend of Zelda manga
  • Watching: Game Theory
  • Playing: Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Eating: Your soul
  • Drinking: Beer
If you are interested, I will be doing Smash Bros on the 3DS online for you guys in anticipation for the release of the WiiU version. I'm doing this today only!
  • Mood: Homicidal
  • Listening to: MEtal
  • Reading: Legend of Zelda manga
  • Watching: Game Theory
  • Playing: Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Eating: Your soul
  • Drinking: Beer







Some of my own Mario Kart fun!
  • Mood: Homicidal
  • Listening to: MEtal
  • Reading: Legend of Zelda manga
  • Watching: Game Theory
  • Playing: Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Eating: Your soul
  • Drinking: Beer
After 20 months, they found him. Sadly, he went on the run again.

www.pjstar.com/article/2014111…
  • Mood: Homicidal
  • Listening to: MEtal
  • Reading: Legend of Zelda manga
  • Watching: Game Theory
  • Playing: Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Eating: Your soul
  • Drinking: Beer
Scored some more!
  • Mood: Homicidal
  • Listening to: MEtal
  • Reading: Legend of Zelda manga
  • Watching: Game Theory
  • Playing: Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Eating: Your soul
  • Drinking: Beer

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Jared Brooks
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A little bit about me.

My name is Jared M. Brooks

Age: 23

Sexual orientation: Straight

Hobbies (Apart from art): Metal.

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 240 Pounds.

employment status: employed, with two jobs

band status: solo

relationship: single

instrument of destruction: bass guitar/lead vocals

Likes: Metal, gaming, vore, art, Pokemon, Digimon, beer, bacon, pizza, big bellies, ZOMBIES!!!, bass solos (NOT DUBSTEP!!!), Dream Theater, family, friends, guns

dislikes: Douchebags, idiots, people not taking accountability for their own actions, hot weather (I get bad migraines from it), Obamacare,

I used to be a brony. I am no longer one, however, I am assisting on a fan comic and doing voice acting for a fan animation of MLP:FIM.

Stuff I will draw: random shit, vore, metal themed stuff, pregnancy (Yes, I will even draw mpreg)

Pokemon fandom time span:
1997-2003
2008-2010
2011-present

Interests: Video games, VGcats, football, swords, vore
MP3 player of choice: No longer have a MP3, so I use my PS3
Favourite movie: Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children, Tremors
Favourite band or musician: Blind Guardian, HammerFall, Metallica, Bad Religion
Favourite genre of music: Power metal
Shell of choice: lolwut
Wallpaper of choice: Original
Skin of choice: furry
Favourite game: Final Fantasy 9
Favourite gaming platform: Xbox, PS3, PS2, N64, NES, SNES, Gamecube,Sega Genesis, GBA, DSi XL
Favourite cartoon character: Dave, Foamy, Tifa, Sarge, Crunchbite, Ed, Link, Zidane, Cloud, Kirk Hammett
Personal Quote: "Fight on! Grab on!! Stormrider! Stormrider!" - Iced Earth "Stormrider"
Tools of the Trade: MSPaint, Paper, Pencil, Stuff from Dick Blick, my brain, Clay from Amaco, pencils and pens from PRO-ART, Charcoal from PRO-ART

Some awesome Stamps!

I LOVE BLOOD AND VIOLENCE by janelle182 Children Of Bodom by cirruswolf Cliff Burton Stamp by Exidor02
Rainbow Dash Stamp 2 by Kevfin Metal Is Misunderstood by OkdroMasterOfRunes .:Vore:. by OnyxNocturne :thumb158795847: :thumb190302245: Sing Along With Hansi by KrissDeadnight Bassist Stamp by popstck Mustaine 4 President Stamp by Mustaine4President1 Stamp: Submit what You Want by Depsycho .:Eddsworld:. Rest in peace, Edd (Stamp) by zealferal Scott Ian by Krishna333 anthrax by krassrocks Gamma Ray stamp by Tacimur ELECTRICITY by Nashi-Hime 135 - Jolteon by Marlenesstamps James' Boobs Stamp by ZombiexFood :thumb74801469: Jimmy Stamp by janelle182
Beer Stamp by Dethkira The 'um' stamp.... e.e by Cursed-Blessings
Two words.. by slippedawayxx Conservative Geek by VVraith

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Ok, I don't like to rant on things, but this has pissed me off so god damn much, it's not even funny.

Alright, as you guys know, I've been single for well over two years. My last relationship sucked. Now I am happy (for now) to be single. A few people I know have a woman they want to set me up with. Alright cool. I was supposed to go to some party held by one of these people. They know I've been single for so long, but instead of respecting my wishes, they decide to harrass me to go to this party and meet this woman. This was going on for a couple weeks. I have no idea why the fuck they had to go full retard and not respect the fact that I'm happy right now. I said to them "Listen guys, I'm still trying to get past some issues I had with my last one, and it's been difficult. IT's not going to get easier with you jackasses harrassing me to see this woman. If I want to hit the dating scene again, I'll hit the fucking dating scene again! So please respect my wishes, and leave me the fuck alone on the topic!" They never did. I am still getting hounded about it, to where I'm close to just losing it. I ended up not feeling good on the night of the party, and didn't go, and now I'm hounded for not showing up. Fuck you, people I know.
  • Mood: Homicidal
  • Listening to: MEtal
  • Reading: Legend of Zelda manga
  • Watching: Game Theory
  • Playing: Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Eating: Your soul
  • Drinking: Beer

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VoraciousAmphy96 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014  Student General Artist
Congrats,I haven't gotten the patience to beat Majora's Mask.
Only Zelda game I haven't beaten,other than Hyrule Warriors,which I'm buying soon.
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JaredTheCat Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I've only beaten three games in the LoZ series. Ocarina of Time, Four Swords, and now Majora's Mask. Now I'm debating whether to go to the original, Twilight Princess, and finish the Hero of Time Child timelime, Link to the Past, or Skyward Sword.
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VoraciousAmphy96 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014  Student General Artist
I'd recommend TP,it's my favorite,and it has a really good story to it :)

Pretty much all the Zelda games have a good story :)

If you like OoT,then you'll like Oracle of Seasons for GBC.
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bogm0nst3r Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2014
Jared mooning What do you think? I was able to scan it today.
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jawsjawslove Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hello I found yourangwel's profile and your pic on the commemnts
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:iconjaredthecat:
JaredTheCat Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah. He was like a bro to me. I miss him to this day.
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Yorusoifan Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you so much for the watch! I really appreciate it.
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KSapphire8989 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
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Basher954 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch! :3
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VoraciousAmphy96 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Student General Artist
That mario 64 GIF is way too funny XD
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